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Badger's Armpit 

Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.
Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.

...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.
Badger's Armpit by goody5 December 10, 2010

Cunt Badger 

A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt

The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
Cunt Badger by Lucifer!! August 29, 2006

badgermould 

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt
Wife "My look Arthur. That man has a right badgermould going on!"
Arthur "Why, that's André from Full Speed Alone!"
Wife "Oh yes. What a pumpcious cockmerchant"
badgermould by How it is April 7, 2005

Badger High School 

A school full of preppy girls, emo kids, and furry wannabe's who feel imprisoned.
"Hey, have you heard of Badger High School?"
"Yeah, that place is a shit show

Honey Badger 

Hood term for someone who smokes a lot of weed
Homie 1: I was blowing mad gas last night
Homie 2: You a honey badger for real
Honey Badger by Yeetersyoot April 22, 2019

badderdash 

I failed a test. Badderdash!
badderdash by Evander Epi July 26, 2006