Awkward

When you wanna show a girl you barely know a stand up comedy special on Netflix and for some really really dumb reason you choose Jim Norton's "Mouth full of shame"... Just don't :)

How to make a good first impression 101 by having a really awkward moment, if she still wanna talk to you after that she's a keeper!

by SimonSay's August 7, 2017

awkward pose

A pose where your arms are bent in 90 degree angles and your hands are placed on your midhip. Tilt your head and smile largely, making sure to look anywhere but the camera. This look is used in awkward situations or everyday situations if you are socially awkward all the time.

" stop doing the awkward pose and say cheese!"

by Tuquynh August 18, 2017

Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."

I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"

by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017

awkwarthy

When you feel like you want to empathize with something, but have nothing to relate to, so you just latch on to a random detail and it ends up just being awkward for everyone around you.

"John wanted to make his friend feel better, but he couldn't relate to any of his problems, so he just ended up making a lingering feeling of awkwarthy."

by A Trainwreck January 10, 2018

Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.

Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!

by woopdidoop May 16, 2018

Awkwardia

Hellish place where no matter where you go, you run into your ex.

Juan: Dammit I ran into Lola 3 times this weekend! I can’t get away from her!

Amy: I’m so sorry dude. You’re living in Awkwardia.......

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Awkward Silence

an awesome bop by the even more awesome bois stray kids ! a chilly ubeat song that makes you feel like "wow! i for sure felt that !" thank you living legend christopher bang

me: have you ever heard Awkward Silence?
susan: wdym? i was in plenty ones haha, there was one time when-
me: no you don't get it susan. you never do

by bug01 September 2, 2018