Archived meme

A meme that's to old to be called a "Dank meme".

You: DAMN DUDE! Did you see this Rick Astley meme?
Pietje: Dude that's a archived meme.

by Scriptkidi June 14, 2018

Archon

1. A heavenly being taking the form of an attractive Italian-American. A Highman.
2. One of the 15 races in the Age of Wonders series by Triumph Studios.
3. adj. Archonic: Pertaining to one's exact standard of decency, good, and morality.

1. Hey, baby. Are you part Archon?
2. My Archons will sanctify you to the stone age
3. I have yet to meet an Archonic person.

by Mel October 10, 2003

david archuleta

Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).

Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Archie

A massive inconvenience with a tiny penis

Look there’s an Archie

by Harry Troutt October 13, 2018

The Archer

Hang your lover upside down by their underpants on the back of a door and then shoot your love soup onto their face. If you get them in the eye, BULLSEYE!!!!! Pat yourself on the back and give yourself 10 points you big stud! Your aim is as good as Robin Hood's!

"The other night me and my girlfriend decided to get real kinky so I suggested the archer. I hit a bullseye and she couldn't see for a whole week!"

by Jbizzleodizzleforshizzle July 20, 2008

Archie

A Chinese chubby retard who’s probably watches gay sex. He’s just generally a spastic who sucks toes and is in love with teddy’s

That boys proper gay and fat he’s probably Archie

by Ellie18 November 19, 2017

archmere auk

1. a total slut who bangs every guy she sees
2. daddys little rich girl
3. hot damn sexxxy

"Look at that hot girl in the Porsche...wow"

by wahhh February 21, 2005