Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.
Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....
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(A) don't drive while impaired, and
(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
(A) don't drive while impaired, and
(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
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A person who gets turned on by shoving pickles up their ass will get pickle wrecked. Begging a partner to shove pickles in your ass because you are desperately horny
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Did you see her stumble out of Tyty’s room this morning? She either rode a wild horse through a field of Elmer’s Paste or that girl was slut wrecked!
Tiffany was found wandering down the street in just a cum stained t-shirt completely slut wrecked.
Tiffany was found wandering down the street in just a cum stained t-shirt completely slut wrecked.
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Get the Dwarf Wrecking Ball mug.The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.
NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.
NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.
-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!
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