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2 Unit

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters

are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. 1 unit, 2 unit, and 3 unit rotating continually. 2 unit is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on 2 unit!

Look what 2 unit did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on 2 unit!
by S Pedasso August 28, 2019
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Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...
Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
by HalloM8 June 25, 2017
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M-Unit

Mexican Gang. Led by the Dominguez family. Currently Dead after a loss to the Ms-13, Ms-18, and the 18th street gangs.
M-Unit Killed my Parents
by Tookie Williams January 24, 2008
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Shelving Unit

An extraordinarily large pair of breasts. So much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a "rack", and have in fact raised to the level of a "shelving unit."

Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.
Guy #1: Man, check out the shelving unit on that!
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.
by Edward Fitzgerald December 22, 2010
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flying united

When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.
I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.
by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017
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united center

Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?

Person 2: No, how many are there?

Person 1: There's too many to count!
by CreepaChris51 June 8, 2016
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United Nations

An organisation whose sole purpose is to peacekeep but do fuck all while genocides occur.
Person 1: The United Nations do fuck all
Person 2: No shit
by 2020 is shit December 3, 2020
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