Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.
by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.
by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

by Mr. Keylo July 20, 2022

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across
by thatonedudeintheback April 18, 2021

by One bad ass mother fucker February 20, 2022
