jimmy taco

someone who cant get an errection when there is a naked babe next to him!

Can i get three crunchy tacos and three jimmy tacos (ordering three crunchy tacos and three soft tacos at taco bell)

by Bob Sagggett February 20, 2008

Holy Taco

1. And excellent website with babes, jokes, videos, and lol pics.

2. An interjection not listed in the English books. It makes the sentence stand out better, and leaves subjects that hear it with the "what the fuck/wtf?!" feeling. See holy flaming tennis balls batman for another great interjection. It is commonly subsituted for Wow! or Oh my god! or Holy Shit!

1. www.holytaco.com

2.

Guy 1: Wow! That house is on fire!
Guy 2: HOLY TACO! THAT HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Guy 1: What the hell?!

by Batman The Freaggin Great June 13, 2009

Pup'N'Taco

Small drive through Hot-dog and Taco stand chain in and around Los Angeles and Orange County, CA. Locations sold to Wienershcnitzel and Tommy Burger in the mid-1980's. Pup'N'Taco was dirt cheap, and a great place for zitty faced punk rockers to have thier first job. Served the infamous Taco Dog, which was a hot dog bun filled with taco meat and topped with cheese. Ref. see also "Naugles". Only people of a certain age remember the Pup'N'Taco. If YOU remember the PNT - you are way more OC than Mischa Barton could ever hope to be.

Pup and Taco
Pup or Taco
Twenty-Nine Cents
Drive Through

by PupNTaco July 16, 2008

grand theft taco

Grand theft taco refers to the loss of a young girl's virginity by the hands of a thief. If said girl has her cradle robbed, she is said to have been the victim of grand theft taco. The taco is of course referring to female reproductive organ...her cunt. See also vertical smile and axe wound.

Pablo Don Carlos was convicted of grand theft taco when he undoubtedly stole Sally's virginity in a hilariously humiliating way.

by Muffdiver December 26, 2006

Taco Party

A social gathering primarily consisting of females.

(Guys, let's be honest... aside from a lezbo club, woman's prison yard, and maybe a bachelorette party, it is a known fact that such an event is an unlikely occurrence. Hats off to the lucky son of a bitch that actually finds one...)

Dan said there were so many chicks at that place last night, it was a fuckin Taco Party. Dan's full of shit, bra, we all know that never happens...

by Bubba Rump September 7, 2010

taco squat

Its the girl version of a tea bag its when a girl puts or rubs her vagina in someones mouth or face

like if your at a girls basketball game and the girl is on a break away against one girl you say "Taco squat her"!!!

by Marcelino Gonzalez III/ Bronson Asher July 8, 2006

paco taco

Mexican pussy

Eh buddy, i got some nice paco taco back at my place.

by ToneLessLOC beyotch January 20, 2011