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The Ultimate Grunt

A wanabe from Fordyce that has too much time on his hands.
Listen up HO I am the ultimate wanabe

The Urban Dictionary Effect 

What happens when u'v replaced a social life for a computer, found this site then tried to reintroduce yourself back into society only to realize what u should've known in the first place...your a douche and no amount of "urban" lingo will ever change that!
Douche: Hey friend
Dudes: .......
Douche: I have this flirtationship I have to work on....later
Dude#1: What a fucking douche!
Dude#2: Its The Urban Dictionary Effect....Created a whole douche renaissance
Dude#1: *Takes his own life*

Dude#2 Now spends his days in Asia dodging std's and campaigning against the spread of douchyness with the popular campaign slogan "WTF". Through education and economic incentives all for the ultimate goal of reforming article 7 of the Rome Statue of the international criminal court to include Douchyness as a crime against humanity and therefore punishable by death.

the urge to splurge 

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off
After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge
the urge to splurge by Anigger7 January 30, 2017

The Ugly 

The ugly is a phrase to express the ugly nature of someones face.
Ew I just saw the ugly on emily
The Ugly by thehmajeed October 14, 2019

The undertaker 

When you and your girl are in bed you proceed to shove your fingers (2-3 is preferred) then proceed to lift her whole body from the pussy then once up slam her on the bed and role your eyes in the back of your head just like the undertaker.
Yo last night I gave my girl the undertaker and we broke the bed and her back.”
The undertaker by Queef33 March 6, 2020

Walking The Urban Tightrope 

The act of maneuvering your bike around people on a pavement or other public area, without knocking into anyone.

If you make physical contact with anyone whilst doing this, you fall off 'The Tightrope'. As a consequence, you've created a very awkward situation, as well as making a fool of yourself.
'Walking The Urban Tightrope' can sometimes be a tricky business.