eric but a sped

He is a tall and white. But he is also a Sped who kill kids and touches them in his house. He is 17 years old and can't do anything and he also uses a X-Box

Eric but a sped has my son in his house. LOL

by Bruhman5 January 30, 2020

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Siberian Dog Sled

A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.

John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”

by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022

Tre’Juer Sledge

He’s number 1 on the football field and he’s number 1 in every scenario. Tre’Juer is so wholesome, compassionate, and strong minded mentally, and physically! He’s very determined and dedicated to reach his goals. He’s very smart academically and very fit! He’s every girls dream man.

Unknown: Hey, did you see that Tre’Juer sledge kid on the field?? He’s amazing

#1Fan: Yeahh, he’s showtime!! Im his #1 FAN !!

by #1 Fan March 14, 2023

TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

Ned the Sped

A young teenager (specifically men) who add women on snapchat, get them riled up, lead them on, tell lies, and then cry that said woman left you.

"Omg that's Ned the Sped!! Speddy Neddy!!"

by myblickyuponthedressah January 31, 2024