Salty facial

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman

I just gave my girl a salty facial

by Wjfb February 10, 2021

Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022

Sweet and Salty

The act of performing oral sexy on a woman whilst also picking her nose and eating it. A nice satisfying mixture of that sweet cream and salty booger to really even out the experience.

Craving a well rounded "meal" Josh gave Kate the Sweet and Salty by picking Kate's boogers and popping them in his mouth whilst he was going down her.

by thefatbatman1983 March 11, 2022

salty

describing something so awesome , conventional cannot explain it.

that thing is totally salty!

by castillo May 13, 2005

salty

Anything that's uber amazing. A word that replaces complements to make you sound awesome.

Damn baby, you lookin' mighty salty today!

Oh my goodness, your hair is soo salty.

That shirt is salty. I want it.

by Xtamidoodle!X February 17, 2010

Softy

A very special guy i nicked named softy haha. Hes sweet and carining and loves to talk on the phone when he takes a shit. He tries to act hardcore but when you call him softy wofty he goes all girlie. He has my heart and will always keep it safe. i love this man so much. <3

Racheal: Man im in love with a guy named Donovan.

Alexis: I bet hes a softy

by idreamofgenies January 9, 2010

salty cracker

when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out

salty cracker,yummmmmmmy

by jasonccc April 22, 2007