Smoothdick

One who masturbates so much there are no longer ridges in their penis. Similar use to neckbeard.

You know those guys who are always hanging around the GameStop? Fucking smoothdicks.

by Fagioli Supreme May 5, 2018

sheepdog smoothie

The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.

We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.

“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”

“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”

by Hough Januss June 9, 2018

watermelon smoothie

Getting a golden shower while getting breastfeeding milk squirted in your mouth

The man had a stripper give him watermelon smoothie when she gave him a golden shower while she squirted beast milk in his mouth

by London lemongrass May 9, 2019

Blending her Smoothie

giving a girl a rim job and fingering her at the same time

Guy1: dude I was blending her smoothie last night.
Guy2: Nice

by TheBerto March 4, 2011

Sour apple smoothie

When a boy is eating out, A girl with Syphilis which is a STI, the girls genitals queef out a green substance which, obviously makes the boy throw up on the girls vagina.

Dude: "bro i got a sour apple smoothie yesterday"
other dude: "from where?"
Dude: "your girlfriends house"

by PleaseStop:) October 25, 2023

smoochiebaby

a term of endearment for girls named jen, usually in response to being called a pookiebear.

good night smoochiebaby.

by alex December 17, 2004

smoochpocolypse

the rare phase of the moon which causes a group of friends to lose their shit and hump everything they can. normally followed by a trip to chicken bonz.

damn chris mott got his smoochpocolypse game polished last night did you see that dime?

damn teets got his smoochpocolypse game goin last night did you see that dude he smooched

damn stevens electric blanket is tight

by kenjonbarner February 13, 2014