by BlaccBo Duke May 29, 2022
Get the hoochie daddy shortsmug. A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.
Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.
Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.
Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)
Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.
Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)
by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022
Get the Short Kingmug. Examination of the male genitals, especially the penis to verify good hygiene and absence of disease. Years ago, VD (veneral disease) was spreading among army personnel so soldiers had to submit to these exams to insure that there were no unusual discharges from the penis and (especially uncircumsized) soldiers were clean. Since the rifle was nicknamed the long arm, the penis was named the short arm which is the origin of the name.
by subidar October 8, 2011
Get the short arm inspectionmug. When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009
Get the Short Stick Wizardmug. Slow, you ride the short bus.
Boy 1- Yo momma so slow they said it was chilli outside and she went and got a bowl.
Boy 2- Wait i dont get it.
Boy 1- You a short bus shawty.
Boy 2- Wait i dont get it.
Boy 1- You a short bus shawty.
by Vonne Love November 14, 2011
Get the Short Bus Shawtymug. Stereotypical analysis of men of shorter stature. Based on the fact that some shorter men act more aggressive to compensate for lack of height. Yet failing to realize not every short guy is like that. Some men are just aggressive whereas others need to be more assertive. (Peep this: No two people are exactly alike)
Ex.1
Guy:That one short guy in the group tried fighting the bouncer. No reason at all. He's got short man syndrome.
Guy2: Yeah I saw that, but that other short guy was just chill in', talking and dancing with women. He's got more confidence, doesn't seem to care about his height.
Guy:That one short guy in the group tried fighting the bouncer. No reason at all. He's got short man syndrome.
Guy2: Yeah I saw that, but that other short guy was just chill in', talking and dancing with women. He's got more confidence, doesn't seem to care about his height.
by shortymack April 12, 2014
Get the Short Man Syndromemug. TO ASK SOMEONE TO SHORTEN THE LENGTH OF A CIGARETTE BY SMOKIN HALF OF IT AND THEN GIVING IT TO YOU.
ORIGINATED- WHERE ELSE- THAT DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH!
ORIGINATED- WHERE ELSE- THAT DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH!
-WHEN YOU LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE Y DON'T U C'MON AN SHORT ME DOWN FAM?
-MAN QUIT BUMMIN.. SQUARES IS EXSPENSIVE THESE DAYS!
-OR-
-YOU GONNA SHORT ME DOWN?
- YOU KNO I GOT U KIDD
-MAN QUIT BUMMIN.. SQUARES IS EXSPENSIVE THESE DAYS!
-OR-
-YOU GONNA SHORT ME DOWN?
- YOU KNO I GOT U KIDD
by J-HO 1984 August 13, 2009
Get the SHORT ME DOWNmug.