peanut surprise

The action of a the male partner eating nutty peanut butter and pulling down the female partner's underwear and vomitting inside her vaginal region then proceeding to insert his genitalia roughly while inserting his hand into a jar of peanut butter and fisting the female partner's anal cavity.
Hey babe let's have a peanut surprise.
by spartanglove September 22, 2015
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Surprise Dragon

The act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out cum. When a girl has male ejaculate in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female's throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male ejaculate.
Yo dude! Yesterday Kristen gave me a blowjob and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, I karate-chopped her and made a Surprise Dragon.
by Surprise Cockface July 13, 2007
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egyptian surprise

tamer just gave me the egyptian surprise! I don't get it.
It's a religious thing.
by sheraz October 11, 2007
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creamy surprise

the act of shooting ghonerea into ones ass
i gave a girl ghonerea with a creamy surprise
by pamela anderson February 12, 2007
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tranny-surprise

noun, the act of substituting a user's desktop wallpaper for the image of a transexual; verb, to perform the substitution
I left my computer for 30 seconds and totally got the tranny-surprise. He totally tranny-surprised me!
by Jonathan L Carter March 08, 2006
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Pusswagon Surprise

one who unexpectedly refuses to do or believe he/she can do something that is normally easily accomplished.
I can't believe fucking Tommy. He used to always get the girls. Now, he's being a pusswagon surprise and only going for the boys.
by Ant1L1f3 August 25, 2008
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Ukrainian Surprise

After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.
Taking a dump feels so good until you're finished and get the Ukrainian Surprise
by Hollarado February 08, 2008
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