subway surprise

the act of farting on someone's stomach while they are engaging in sexual acts from behind you.

"that bitch gave me the subway surprise last night"

"I have an oily stool similar to that of pizza grease in my belly button from that subway surprise"

by tunafart February 9, 2009

Yellow Surprise

The act of pissing inside a girls pussy while your still inside her.

Tony- "Oh my god i gave this girl the worst yellow surprise, i was drinking coors light all day."

Bob- "Dude same, my girlfriend flipped shit."

by Madonna Is Hott. April 28, 2010

sweet surprise

The accidental act of giving a woman oral sex, unknowingly right after your friend just fucked and came inside of her

Brandon I can't believe you gave justin a sweet surprise last night. That's hilarious!

by Braydeld February 19, 2015

the birthday surprise

When two guys are double penetrating a girls vagina the guy who is doing her doggy style slips out and sticks it in her ass. But you have to have a camera to see her face.

Her face is so funny when she gets the birthday surprise.

by meatnormous August 7, 2006

Pin Cushion Surprise

You pick up a chick in a bar and you are so horny that you decide to bang her in the field behind the bad. That is where the surprise comes in to play. While pounding her, you don't notice that your swinging ball sack is hitting the ground, which happens to be covered in pine needles. Ouch....doesn't even cover it.

"I was boning this bitch behind O'Tooles and ended up with a Pin Cushion Surprise. I'm still picking pine needles off my ball sack."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007

popcorn surprise

When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.

It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

japanese surprise

When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows why, she can't read anyway.

E: Dude, i got a japanese surprise this morning.
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?

by Antonbabusja March 16, 2008