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ethernet royale

when the airwaves situation allows for an amazingly flawless wifi connection
I been gaining weight since we linkin. whats up with that. must be that ethernet royale we installed recently.
by Krkič April 14, 2019
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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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Eclipse Royal Constellation

the discord owner of the server name Royal Constellation
You : have you heard of Eclipse Royal Constellation?

Me : who is that?
You : They're the owner of the discord server name Royal Constellation!
by BellaLarama August 3, 2023
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Royal Slide

The act of pouring cooking oil on the floor of a men's room stall then getting on all fours and forcefully sliding back and forth so to satisfy both the occupied glory holes on either side of the stall. Typically mid-way through the 15 minute session the "stall beast" rotates 180 degrees so that both men get a shot at his anus and mouth. This act is usually performed in truck stops but occasionally in more upscale places such as rap concerts and trailer parks.
Man we stopped at a truck stop on I-40 near Raleigh and the line to ride the "Double Royal Slide" was out the door. I'll swing by on a 2 for 1 Tuesday."
by SlyBoots1414 August 3, 2021
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Royal Purple

The best color. Good for leadership posters.
Did you hear that Peyton used light purple for the poster? Yeah, so lame. Royal purple is bettet.
by Courtney Aranyos April 6, 2017
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royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.
The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.
by kevins5728 January 23, 2019
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Royal

Royal is an amazing person, hew will brighten your day with his humor. Royal may seem shy and introverted but he is the nicest person you will ever meet. never judge Royal assume anything about Royal because he will allways suprise you.
I love Royal
by just-another-person May 15, 2022
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