on read

Reading A friend or ex's activity on various social networks (LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook). But, not wanting to reply or verbally communicate with them.

"I keep Jim's Facebook on read to know what's going on in his life, but I don't want to talk to him"

by BadgerHouse4 June 16, 2017

Read

To jack off to a porno with/out subtitles

Yo i just read a good book

Oh really

Yeah really

Did it feel good

Of course

by BringmeBacktoLOVE October 25, 2009

Hot and Ready

Defines ur cock when ur ready to buck. Cocks on Swoll

My dick is Hot and Ready like Lil Ceaser's.

by Charlton Hawkins April 19, 2006

reva

androgenous trini/english fruit cakes

Haddaway seems to be on a reva vibes.

by xookie November 8, 2004

Readies

To find something, someone, or a situation highly favorable, likeable or positive.

1. Damn, Brooklyn Decker looks so damn readies!

2. When I get my $100k bonus later this year, I'll be readies as a beast!

3. That Bentley coupe over there is READIES!

by JOE BELL0 April 24, 2011

Get your pussy ready

What a guy sometimes says to a woman when he tells her he's going to fuck her.

You better get your pussy ready because its getting a fucking tonight.

by Judge dredd7 November 18, 2011

Late Night Reading (LNR)

Douche band from Carmel, Indiana. Everyone from the city hates them but people from other states enjoy their music. Skinny jeans and hair that comes to a point are some ways to notice them.

"Hey have you heard of Late Night Reading (LNR)?"
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."

by Carmel12345 December 26, 2011