red-head

a sassy, inteligant, sexy, and feicre person. They have the greatest talents and are loved by all. Their hair could make you want to die of jelousy.

Look at that beautiful red-head

by Lalix Kuna January 5, 2018

Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite

Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp

by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.

Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."

by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018

Red Velvet Cake

The act of spanking your partner until both cheeks are a dark red and proceeding to finish, thus covering the "Cake" in "frosting"

Alex: Why has Jennifer been standing by the trash during lunch lately?

Brian: oh she let Kyle do a "red velvet cake" last Friday and she's still a little soar

by ThePervWhisperer May 11, 2018

Red Curry Dragon

When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.

Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Red Dog Surprise

When someone walks in on a male giving his engoeged, red cock a vigorous wank.

Gave my mom a red dog surprise this morning when she walked in to put some laundry away.

My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

red wiggler

An insect that wiggles into your skin that is red and also creates a red barrow type bump on the arm. Not to be confused with the red wagller. It’s third specious cousin.

Look at that red wiggler, it’s wiggling.

by Red Insect Hunter May 23, 2019