1) What the hell was that weak ass fart? Did you just boy queef?
2) See the that guy with the beard jewelry and a man bun? He is not even man enough to fart, he just boy queefs.
2) See the that guy with the beard jewelry and a man bun? He is not even man enough to fart, he just boy queefs.
by Bad Dog42 January 26, 2018
Get the Boy queefmug. by dckstuckinsodacan April 21, 2022
Get the man queefmug. Tina's pussy was really stinky.
So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".
One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.
After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.
As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.
Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.
"It's a douche", she said.
She then asked me if she should use it.
I said "Yah, clean that shit out."
She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.
A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."
Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.
What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".
One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.
After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.
As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.
Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.
"It's a douche", she said.
She then asked me if she should use it.
I said "Yah, clean that shit out."
She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.
A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."
Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.
What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
by Wetme April 23, 2014
Get the gurgling queefmug. TD: My chick wanted me to make her breakfast in bed.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice
When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice
When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.
by DJ Dirty Balls September 15, 2009
Get the queef stickmug. by BrookexKayla June 14, 2022
Get the Man Queefmug. by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019
Get the dick queefmug. My favorite artist! He wrote Emojis and According to My Watch! My favorite raps, you can listen to them and even queef too!!!!
by Missfreakyvirgin2 March 31, 2022
Get the Chief Queefmug.