Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.
Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.
by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019
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petite puff puff

A cigarette. A cigar is referred to as a puff puff
Guy 1: Look at my petite puff puff.
Guy 2: Dude, that is one awesome petite puff puff.
by XXXXXhehehXXXXX January 14, 2010
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Pumm puff

When you fuck a girl and she farts out the front bum

It's a natural occurring thing when you have BDS (big dick syndrome)

as soon as you as hear that sound withdraw and tell her you left some beans on the hob cooking

grab your trainers ASAP and leave your socks every man for himself at this point
Tramp you just pumm puffed
by River don July 21, 2018
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Puff Johnson

To become too high to function at a normal rate from smoking marijuana.
After she hit that bong she was Puff Johnson.
by espolax February 04, 2010
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Puff Fluff

When a woman gives a man a hand job while eating a bag of cheese puffs and then she sucks all the cheese dust off of his penis.
I was watching NetFlix with my girlfriend when she puff fluffed me. Her kisses tasted like dick cheese the rest of the night.
by Casu-Al September 26, 2019
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