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light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
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poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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Lewis pole

A sexual predator of the jungle with a very loud bird call
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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Piss pole

She was desperate, for my piss Pole.
by Piss Pole April 25, 2022
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Pole

Gentleman: “God damn can that bitch move on that pole”
by Femboy Slayer May 2, 2022
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man's pole

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole
by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022
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po/pole

-go to class... its po/pole im not going in there/Cincinnati term
by candel jordan November 18, 2022
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