grease the pole

Greasing the poll, masterbation

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole

grease the pole by E snow23 January 18, 2023

Kiss The Pole 

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

Kiss The Pole by nachotaco February 22, 2023

ready the pole 

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.

Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.

ready the pole by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023

To hug a pole 

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.

Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!

To hug a pole by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024

tennessee totem pole

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible

"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."

tennessee totem pole by butthole re-generator June 9, 2025

Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.

Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.

Greasing the Pole by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

Hole your Pole

Something sexual...probably.

I will hole your pole.

Hole your Pole by IMadeThisJustToSubmitMyWord January 23, 2026