A new craze sweeping the English shires like an agressive rash, Greasing involves giving someone's doorhandle a good bit of ass. Origins of this
majestic sport
point to Sale,
England where "The Bumface" is also thought to have been practiced on a religuous scale.
"Greasing tonight anyone?"
"Ah mate I've just had a
shower, I don't
fancy getting chafe"
"Well we'll go for a bit of a dance first, get a bit of sweat between those cheeks and you
will be primed for a greasing my son"
"Thats what I'm talking about!"