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Polishing a Turd

A white girl or woman projecting contentment, happiness or even smug self-satisfaction with her life choices, despite the nagging fear that hooking up with Tyrone, resulting in her having an Amerimutt mixed raced child was not in her best interest. Never-the-less she continues with the facade, with smiles and even perhaps marriage, while she watches her girlfriends land high status white men and produce fair skinned, flowing haired children with higher IQs.
Did you here what happened to Jen? No. She got knocked up....by a guy named....Tyrone! Can you believe it? No way. She had everything in college. Yeah..they are getting married to, I heard. You do know 50% of all marriages end in divorce right? I know, I know. LOL. She better polish that turd until it shines because there ain't much hope for landing another guy if they divorce. Polishing a Turd! *laughter*. I never heard that one before. *more laughter* Another one for the dust bin huh? It sure looks that way. LOL LOL LOL.....So what are you going to order for lunch? A white guy with a job!! *raucous laughter*. OMG...you're so bad, I mean really. Poor Jen. *more laughter*
by ika tan June 5, 2018
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polish shower

to not wash ever like i mean ever just when people die or get married.
brigitte, richard and dianne has a polish shower always
by glen73 June 15, 2009
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Polish Prince

Former Navy ass-kisser who loves the taste of curry.
Look at Krystian, under Susans desk slurping up her curry!!!
by Chunk July 11, 2003
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Polish Roulette

When you are having intestinal blow out and you take the risk of farting but it turns out to be a shart.
My diabetic friend, Tom, tells me every time ge eats cupcakes he spends the next few days playing Polish Roulette.
by myanusisbleeding January 1, 2015
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finger nail polish

A slang term that has multiple meanings.

The first is the obvious one, which means using your fingers to stimulate a woman and her hot spot. In short, fingering

The second is a slang term for marijuana, nuggets, pot, weed, chronic, dojer, green, herb, sticky icky, cabbage, getting high, smoking, mary jane and bud

Last but not least, its a literal meaning of putting finger nail polish on your finger nails.
Example used in Devin the Dudes 2007 song What a Job feat Snoop and Andre 3000 (greatest rapper alive)

'See we do it for that boi that graduated
That looked you in your eyes real tough and said 'preciate it
And that he wouldn'ta made it if it wasn't for your CD number 9
And he's standing with his baby momma Kiki and she cryin' talkinbout
That they used to get high to me in high school
And they used to make love to me in college
Then they told me 'bout they first date, listenin' to my tunes
And how he, like to finger nail polish
I say hate to cut you off but I gotta go
I wish you could tell me mo' but I'm off to the studio, gotta write tonight
Hey, can you put us in your raps songs I don't see why not
Devin it's the Dude you gon' probably hear him talking 'bout '
by Sabers January 14, 2008
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popishness

What you say when something is cool or hot. "ishness' can be added to the end of any term to make it sound better.
Girl 1: i just got a new cd!
Girl 2: Popishness!
by Barbie April 2, 2005
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Polish Special

Ordering everything on the euro saver menu in McDonalds
"Give us twisty fries.. a milkshake.. actually I think I'll just have the Polish Special.. Give me everything cheap on the menu!!"
by Jon Pole May 27, 2007
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