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Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024
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left-wing (politics)

Socialism, communism, reverse nazism, racial quotas, resocialization, abortion, drug liberation, marxism, disarmament, feminism, progressivism, neutral pronoun, gynocentrism, homosexism/gayzism, machism, umbandism, candomblecism, bolivarianism, syndicalism, globalism, lockdown, culture woke, satanism, atheism, transsexualism, supremacy of the poor, supremacy of the State, dictatorship of the proletariat, socio-affective pension, estatizations, interventionism, nudism, defense of non-police/non-military criminals, debauchery, obligation to form throuple, obligation to have open relationship, obligation to have a relationship with someone of the same sex, obligation to take on stepchildren as if they were children and obligation to adopt.
by Rufffles November 30, 2023
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Political Fashionista

A person who partakes in trendy political agendas purely on being fashionable with what's happening for their own shallow appearance.
"it angers me how many people are talking about what people can say and what they can't. Can you believe that people are trying to limit free speech if its offensive!?"

"I know, don't worry. It'll be over soon, they're just political fashionistas. Soon the trends will shift to something else.
by Dr.FranknMr.Stein January 14, 2020
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Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.
Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."
by franclml April 8, 2009
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political superposition

The act of claiming subscription to a specific political group while also supporting ideas that contradict or undermine that political group. Usually those engaged in political superposition will not directly voice their contradictions, favoring implicit, vague, or contradictions by consequence. When they do contradict, it will be in the absence of any mention of their political affiliation until someone points out that their ideas contradict their political group, which results in the person falling back on their facade of affiliation. Political superposition is merely the aesthetic of a political movement or group.
Ben Shapiro - "I am a libertarian"
Also Ben Shapiro -"God says gay people bad so make them illegal."
Other guy -"Nice political superposition, your theocratic ideas contradict the core tenets of libertarianism"
Ben Shapiro -"I am a libertarian tho"
by jerd123 May 13, 2022
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political monopoly

A reference to when one or two political parties have control of a vast majority of the government over a prolonged period of time.
The United States government would be an example of a political monopoly.
by Vanguard 1998 February 3, 2023
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Politics

Any type of relationship:
God(s) to organisms, viruses, and aliens
Organisms to organisms
Organisms to viruses
Organisms to aliens
Aliens to viruses
And vice-versa

Yes, nature and universe is egotistical, deal with it
In politics, there's no such thing as friend nor enemy, but only interests. If you have no purpose or even destructive, you better kill yourself.
by Sir. B December 14, 2020
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