Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022

Pencing

To delay doing one's job.

Stop Pencing around. How furious does the backlash need to be before you'll do your job?

by Sam JuaS June 21, 2022

Pencil

Pencil long and hard like UR MOM. ToT
used in many ways

Sister: can I borrow that pencil of urs
Brother: get in my mom
Sister: INTO THE UNKNOWN
*hard stick moves*

by hi chloe June 24, 2022

pencil a fucking pencil

I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...

I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil

by Johny wicky July 2, 2022

Pencil Dick

noun, descriptive

<===8

ayo what up its ya boy skinny penis <===8

( the literal definition of pencil dick )

by dave harley May 9, 2022

peniaphobia

The fear of losing money. You save money wherever you can and think about all the money you've lost and have yet to earn and it makes you afraid.

I thought I lost a $100 bill at the bar last night and spent the morning crying. I found it later and realized money has too much power over me. I looked up the term for it and the closest thing I found was peniaphobia.

by EMILIAS BITCH 24/7 May 20, 2022

Penciling

When a turd is sticking out of your butt and writing on your underwear.

See also: Brown-penciling, brown pencil.

I have to go bad. I'm penciling here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022