by thedudeman May 28, 2004
Get the long johnmug. A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.
It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.
Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
by cool4dude November 8, 2005
Get the jelly johnmug. One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Loves dubstep among other bad-ass musical genres. Drives a moped that accentuates his golden locks in the wind. Has an amazingly attractive bod and some of the hottest features you'll ever witness on this earth.
by Fieldromer November 28, 2011
Get the John Bondmug. by Theapeman43 August 15, 2018
Get the John Calebmug. The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.
by torilyn June 16, 2018
Get the John Dickmug. I have this huge project due next week and my boss is driving me crazy. Luckily my pinky toenail is giving me fits. I'll just get it Timmy John'd and take off a few weeks.
by somebodyspecial23 September 6, 2012
Get the Timmy Johnmug. A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...
by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005
Get the john lindseymug.