cold corndog

Sad genitals.

"Dude, you have a cold corndog."

by Mr. Dr. Medicman January 06, 2012

cold take

Having a trash opinion on something in sports. Relevance of your statements often nonexistent, yet something inclined you to state it.

“Lebron James is overrated!” -Person who often has cold takes

by Och January 23, 2018

cold one

a serving of beer (such as a glass, bottle,or can)

I had a cold one before dinner.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2008

cold cocked

When you suddenly realize the dildo is not sufficiently warmed.

hey honey, make sure you warm our little friend this time, I don't want to get cold cocked again!

by sarcasma mockarena January 16, 2010

Cold dick

The nervous feeling a man gets before sex.

Deshawn: I don't think I'm ready to go fuck stephanie

Marcus: bro do you have cold dick ?

by MexicanMandingo April 16, 2015

Cold it up

A country way of saying to something colder i. e. drinks, temperature, etc.

Dad, my drinks warm from sittin' out. Well, put some ice in it and cold it up, son?!

by Comanche Jackson August 09, 2010

Cold Front

When you wet your hand, put it in a freezer, then fist a girl

Dude: how'd last night go?
Bro: she was so hot I cooled her down with a cold front

by Bulletparty February 06, 2017