Rape Muffin

Rape Muffin - noun 1. A term of endearment for the filthy hookers you know. ♥

John: "I love you rape muffin"
Emily: "I love you too hooker butt"

by Shadow Kunai June 21, 2011

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jew muffin

Cheap ass motherfucker

Ashley wouldnt give me 5 bucks cause she's a jew muffin.

by Kaitlin sonnnnnn August 15, 2007

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muffin punch

To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.

"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched

by Jman December 11, 2004

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muffin tits

Boob spillage, as in when a woman wears a bra that's too small, as in muffin-top.

I need to go bra-shopping this weekend. I've got a serious case of muffin tits today.

by J_r September 04, 2008

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muffin topper

Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.

Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.

by Ralph Caraveo September 08, 2005

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