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Toss Monkey

A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.
John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!
by Garythegreatandpowerful September 9, 2019
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flipping monkey shit

A slang term for a person going crazy over a small thing.
Guy 1: *going insane because he got killed in a game*
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit
by bruhmonke69 August 20, 2020
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Boof Monkey

A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.
"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."

"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"
by Miwotic November 17, 2020
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Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
by ValChic December 22, 2020
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Res Monkey

A derogatory term for Native American people. Synonyms include: Injun, indigenous peoples.
“Oh look at that res monkey, I didn’t know we were that close to native land“ -Zack
by mooseknuckles69 February 23, 2021
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The monkey guts

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails
by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021
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gay monkey virus

Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time

symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length
Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.
by alexis dove November 29, 2021
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