midget mile 

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

midget mile by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

8 Mile Tourette's 

A neurological disorder characterized by involuntary freestyle raps from the movie 8 Mile and often the compulsive utterance of obscenities and complete battles from said film.

I can't sleep in because Rick's 8 Mile Tourette's is acting up and has him screaming about Clarence going to private school.

8 Mile Tourette's by Princess Weekend October 20, 2017

Uganda Mile 

This is a unit of measurement commonly used around the world. It is the distance from Sacramento, CA to Kampala, Uganda (9,278 miles). This unit of measurement is used in astrophysics calculations and canoe racing.

From Sacramento to Moscow, it is 0.625134727 Uganda Miles.

Uganda Mile by HardcoreSodoku November 20, 2018

Brazilian mile 

A pubic landing strip that ends at the bottom lip.

The sexiest manscaping is every inch of the Brazilian mile.

Brazilian mile by maybeimelias March 8, 2019

2-mile spanking line 

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

2-mile spanking line by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019

8-mile 

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

8-mile by DeathAndMaxes March 4, 2020

Inchy-Mile Bitch 

Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.

Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure

Her: Oh...and a snack?

Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.

Him: Daaamn...Inchy-Mile Bitch!

Inchy-Mile Bitch by Supasyzed September 14, 2020