Ranger Mile

A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.
Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
by August 07, 2024
Get the Ranger Mile mug.

Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.
Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick
by Peagan Kalkia April 01, 2021
Get the Texas Business Mile mug.

20 mile MTB trail

A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.
Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great
by anais_ninja March 02, 2014
Get the 20 mile MTB trail mug.

Quarter mile

One-fourth of a mile.
My friend ran a quarter mile in 3 minutes!
by StomachAcid6 March 10, 2022
Get the Quarter mile mug.

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 06, 2024
Get the condom mile mug.

miles boe

A miles boe is a type of wiener dog that follows you. They can be annoying at times, but still all good fun.
Dang! that miles boe is following me again
by GayyyGirl69 February 11, 2018
Get the miles boe mug.

Demmer Mile

The act of wanting to improve your running but not showing up to run
He asked if we wanted to run the Demmer Mile but never showed up.
by six a October 19, 2022
Get the Demmer Mile mug.