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Micro$uckup

A tireless defender of Micro$oft and its products. Typically stays online 24/7 to rebut all criticism of the most holy of holies.
Jeez! Shista is a crawling P.O.S.!

What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!

What a Micro$uckup
by evildave August 12, 2009
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microminiatureazation

Why the fuck would you search this useless, stupid, fucking word you retard. If your reading this you are a savage and a fucking retard at the same time so good job.
I don’t fucking know how to use microminiatureazation in a sentence.
by H svhcshgvsgjs January 31, 2019
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Microsoft Excel

An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.
Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.
by maimed monkey May 11, 2020
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Microwace

A chaotic device of unknown origin hosting a multitude of dials and switches of miscellaneous function.
You have been visited by the Microwace
God help you...
by EnderMeep March 30, 2022
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glass microphone

refers to when a group of people are all getting high by passing around a pipe, typically made of blown glass, and the person currently holding it decides to start telling a story or a long-winded joke...completely forgetting that they're still in possession of the ganja.
Dude, enough with the glass microphone, pass that shit over here already!
by so stoked February 28, 2005
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Macro-dems

People that gain skill from cheating at on-line games. These no talent hacks use macros and keyboard/mouse recorders to gain skills and or crafted items in MMORPGs such as World of Warcraft, EVE, and Darkfall.
They have no consideration for others and use them for personal gain.

Also known as AFK macro whores.
Macro-dems use programs like auto-it and other script utilities to gain skills in a game while they are AFK.
by Lucian Samosata April 21, 2009
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Macropuss

when a man or woman's promiscuous behavior forces them to jump into a new social group.

Origin from the Macrpus family (Kangaroo's) known for ability to Jump due to fast twitch muscles and over sexual and aggressive nature.
Looks like all the girls in my neighborhood know how much of a manhore I am, forced to macropuss again.

Tonya is such a slut, she macropusses all the time though so nobody really knows.

Looks like I macropussed myself outta the west side of town
by lull and troy August 26, 2011
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