Alabama log jam

when a lady is trying to poop on your chest and your friend forces it back in with his wiener and you get your buddies to help him with their wieners

Carly came over after cinco de quatro and was trying to empty her money bin on my chest but Chester and his friends gave her the old Alabama log jam and that was the end of her.

by Uncle Screwj May 7, 2017

Slow your log

having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.

Hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!

by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010

Tennessee Log Jammer

The use of a butt plug on long road trips so as to eliminate the need for bathroom breaks or the use of depends.

Dude, I was running so late this morning, I didn't even have time to make deuce, so I did a Tennessee Log Jammer so I wasn't late for class.

by SicFucher February 14, 2010

Tennessee Log flume

When, after sex, a woman deficates on a man's chest and then urinates on it.

Last night, Stacy gave Tom a Tennessee log flume and he ended up washing his sheets three times to get all the piss and shit out.

by Lyzzy August 6, 2006

Peruvian Log Ride

the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles

she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!

by spreadhead14899 April 17, 2014

oil my log

to apply oil to someones penis

Randy: oil my log?
Jamal: whip your trousers down.

by Jamal Hunter March 8, 2009

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

by citropussy January 25, 2016