Kites of the Round Table

Refers to city councils, especially those of small towns, that posture for cameras and reporters and talk loudly while dragging their feet and bickering about issues that do not matter in the real world. Derived from Knights of the Round Table. Kite as in held to Earth(the real world) by a thin, easilly broken thread, changing directions with the wind, and Round Table as in the ridiculously large conference tables in most council chambers. Usually the smaller the town, the larger the table and the self image of such council. Used in a sarcastic or deragatory manner. No racial application.

We could have had a really nice park for the kids, but the Kites of the Round Table shut that down in favor of an imaginary street that goes nowhere so that they could raise property taxes again.

by i'el abshira January 7, 2008

kittenz

A bundle of live kittens with an exceptional amount of cute-ness.

Girl: "I don't know what to get him for his birthday."
Boy: "You could get him kittenz."
Girl: "He doesn't like live animals with exceptional cuteness."

by phattyphat August 30, 2007

kitten

Skinny young gay gentlemen with body hair and more passive. Usually around the ages or 18- 25. They have a similar body style to a twink, except for the body hair. Other differences from twinks include potential for intelligence, less bitchy, and less likely to be seen in a club.
They are similar to pups, but more passive. They are more likely to become otters when older instead of wolves or bears.

Every time I go to a club it's just full of dumb twinks, I wish there were more kittens.

by erkman1 March 20, 2013

patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.

awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!

by ivette July 19, 2006

Tawny Kitaen

When you pop a zit and a white, snake-like, pus stream comes out.

I had a Tawny Kitaen in my Bermuda Triangle (3 zits forming a triangle on one's forehead). She came out nice and smooth.

by J. Kidd February 9, 2009

killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

by "The Grizz" January 6, 2008

out of kilter

not functioning right, out of order

My alarm clock is out of kilter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2009