jordan 

skatepark, works at zumiezs, fire, is short.

if you ever go to zumiez don't trust the man name Jordan he lied about Jordan skatepark and says stuff is fire but he lies

jordan by draco malfoy haircut August 6, 2022

Jordan 

The biggest cock I have ever seen it is the most amazing thing to ride it is so big I cant even fit it in me. His cock is so big that when it is hard you cant tell if it is the Burj Khalifa or his penis.

Jordans dick is the biggest in the world

Jordan by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022

Jordan 

This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.

I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.

Jordan by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022

Jordan 

A virgin.

Damn! That dude gives off Jordan energy.

Jordan by BTGG August 29, 2022

Jordan 

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts

Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?

Jordan by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022

jordan 

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.

Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.

jordan by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022

Jordan 

tall scary diabolical buff black man

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”

Jordan by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022