swagger jacker

someone who cops other people's shit from clothing to style but especially music.

Alex.dill is a muthfuckin swagger jacker.

by lasd December 13, 2008

camel jockey

Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.

When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!

An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.

"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"

"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"

"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

excel jockey

A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.

Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"

by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018

Jockey

A person too tall to be called a midget or dwarf but not quite tall enough to be considered normal.

Gee when will that Jockey's balls drob

by M0nkeyButl3r September 5, 2016

hole jockey

male person who likes hard anal sex with an other male person, a hole jockey rides someothers hole till it bleeds.

chucky and charley are two holjokkers(dutch for hole jockey) they now live together because now they can have hard anal amusment all the time. those faggs

by brucejuice January 10, 2008

anal jockey

Someone who likes to ride people up the ass.

Person 1: What you doing tonight?
Person 2: Making your mum an anal jockey.

by Olleh.F. March 26, 2009

Jockette

Basically a female variation of a Jock. They usually get all the boys, even though none of them are that hot. Most of them are stuck-up and either too damn bitchy or too sensitive. They only date jocks or else they instantly become not popular. Some of them are ok, but the vast majority are sluts who really won't get far in life. They always play either Lacrosse or Cheerleading (or both).

David: Hey man, you seen Lexi? Damn, she's hot!
Mikey: Nah man, she ain't, she's just a stuck-up Jockette.

by Mr. Top Hat October 3, 2010