Jesus Pee

A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.

I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.

by kdmleelauragrace May 2, 2009

jesus jammer

An extreme Christian who insists on telling everyone around them how great they think jesus is. They also like telling you you're going to hell for...just about anything and everything you do.
Usually they Are in a cult "church"
Jesus jams- god music.

My aunt is a jesus jammer, she told my dad i was a lesbian and cried.

by tazra April 2, 2008

hickory jesus

A wooden baton used to beat a protester to a near death experience

I showed that protestor some hickory Jesus

by double d 5129 December 6, 2013

Jesus Finger

When someone covers their finger in superglue, and then covers it in cocaine, and fingers someone. The fingeree instantly hits the G-spot.

Midway through intercourse:

Man: One second, babe!
Random girl:Okay...
Man: SHU-LAAH!
Girl: *Instant orgasm*
Other guy: Woah! Jesus Finger! Where's my camera?

by S3X0NF11R3 December 7, 2010

Jesus Hair

Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.

I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair

by virginmary'skid June 16, 2010

dating Jesus

1. A Christian who's not dating because they are waiting for God to reveal their spouse. Made popular by the book "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris
2. A Christian who's not dating for one of the following reasons; intensely in love with God, fear relationships, fear intimacy, dating is just to much work, socially awkward, etc.

Don't bother asking her out, she's "dating Jesus".

by linuxgrl January 12, 2009

Jesus freak

Someone who:
Has a bracelet,bumper sticker,t-shirt, etc with Christian phrases on it.

Is a born again Christian.

Goes to church.

Talks freely to many people about their beliefs.

Has the fire of Jesus in their heart.

That person is such a Jesus Freak!

by Jesus Freak July 5, 2003