BIG JERK 

When someone is being an asshole and you don't want to call them an asshole, you can just call them a BIG JERK instead.

him: you can go suck it
me: you're a BIG JERK

BIG JERK by ESB09 December 30, 2008

Carribean Jerk 

The act of male masturbation while listening to Island or Reggae Music.

You ever try a Carribean Jerk bro? You should try it, it's better than vacation man.

Carribean Jerk by theagrizzle March 3, 2011

Slinky jerk

The act of masterbating without an erection.

or for girls;

The act of masterbating a guy who doesn't have an erection.

"Oh man, I did a slinky jerk today but stopped when I got a hard on. I have control".

"Dammit Jacob, whats wrong with your penis, I don't want to slinky jerk, you're on your own".

Slinky jerk by Justin_Ley October 2, 2006

Mexican Mud Jerk 

When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.

We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.

Mexican Mud Jerk by Judd Appatow May 3, 2009

Dump the Jerk

When a man masturbates whilst pooping.

"Oh man, Kimberly sent me a pic while I was on the toilet last night and it totally got me to dump the jerk."

"Nasty dude. That's my sister."

Dump the Jerk by Extra Bec April 14, 2010

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

stupid jerk ass tits face by Evildawg December 20, 2008

gurgle jerk 

One of the many names from an early Dave Letterman skit called "Name your baby when you're angry". Includes the names Crib Lizard and Mr. Drips. Can be used in place of the word baby.

Let's get out of the house before the missus sticks us with the gurgle jerk.

gurgle jerk by ThunderMummy November 5, 2005