dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.

I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.

by mr.ben August 7, 2006

bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted

I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.

by mattb_tv January 26, 2008

life jacker

Something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.

Guy 1: Man, ever since I started playing basketball for the high school team I've haven't done anything but eat sleep and play ball.

Guy 2: Yep sometimes sports can be life jackers.

by QMILLZ21 July 16, 2009

Status Jacker

One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status

Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!

by hacklife March 5, 2011

Jimmy jacked

When something has been ruined or fucked up

I dropped my phone yesterday and it smashed. It’s fucking jimmy jacked.

by pollandco May 10, 2018

Grocery Line Jacker

The person at the back of a long grocery line who jumps in front of everyone as a new check out lane is opened up.

Dude, he's only been waiting for like one minute. I can't believe he just jumped into that new lane.

He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.

by Shumado June 7, 2011

Jacked McDieselton

someone who is totally jacked up aka pumped up aka cock diesel.

WHAT'S UP, JACKED MCDIESELTON??? look at your chiseled abs, pecs, arms and buttocks!

by edward troxler March 27, 2003