Jordan 

a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches

Jordan is a bitch.

Jordan by justinpimpin'rolin44 June 27, 2022

Jordan 

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass

did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass

Jordan by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

Jordan 

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass

did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass

Jordan by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

jordan 

a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass

Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird

jordan by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

Jordan 

A bottom who pretends he’s a top but is really a bottom.

That guy is such a jordan.

Jordan by pleasehukunamytatas July 3, 2022

Jordan 

This guy who loves boba and his favorite color is green. He is a very hard working guy and is very kind ig. They also typically watch anime and has a cat

: oh wow he was really nice

:yea that was Jordan

Jordan by This user July 6, 2022

Jordan 

Retarted faggot that likes vabbing

Vincenzo: you know that weirdo jordan
Jordan: Hey stop that before I start vabbing

Jordan by Jordanqueefs July 10, 2022