hooker

my ex girlfriend because she dumped me.

Since she dumped me, I call her a hooker.

by saul bernstein December 24, 2008

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A slut, who tends to take anything she is given at any given moment. They tend to be gold diggers, but are not as skilled, and are temporary.

Overall identifiers:
1) Fuck anything that can walk, hop or crawl.
2) Do anything for money and/or a good time.
3) Can fit at least one set of balls in their mouth.

Observers:
Girl One: Oh she is a dirty pirate hooker!
Girl Two: Dena?! I know, she has done at least every guy in this room, she must be hungry or something.
Girl One: I swear I heard her bragging about how many balls she can fit in her mouth...

Guy and Dirty Pirate Hooker:
Guy: Wow, you seem like a good time.
Dirty Pirate Hooker: I know I do, let's hookup sometime.
Guy: For real?
Dirty Pirate Hooker: Yeah, whats your name again?...

by Scrotch December 4, 2007

Hooterphobic

Having more religion than any one else on the face of the Earth.

She can f*$k her boyfriend...Lie to her parents...But her Hooterphobic ass can't eat chicken wings.

by desperatedamsel April 20, 2005

hooker heels

another name for a person that does not get any action during sex. they are thrown to the side once the action starts, much like hooker heels.

gavin, you were such a pair of hooker heels last night, you didn't even get a turn.

by gavin riley April 5, 2008

pirate hooker

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

by Anonymous in EC April 29, 2006

hooker boping

when you put a sock-um-bper on the end of a stick and poke hookers with it

my friends play hooker boping in sac

by Jessica Souza November 10, 2006

Hooder

A sweater that has an attachable hood.

That is a nice hooder you've got there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Che-$wizz-LordeLaur December 6, 2016