Homosexualcide

Death from to much gay butt sex.

Neil and Bob were always having butt sex, it's not surprising they suffered a horrible homosexualcide

by Fairy Slapper October 4, 2013

homoslut

The most awesome word used to express ones excitment
Verb
Noun
Phrase

I like your black hoodie... that's hella homoslut!

by Vnessa[kay] November 27, 2006

Homeschool Prom

An event involving a homeschooler, his mother as a date, and his father as a DJ. Often the cause of homeschooling controversy as the vote for prom "king" typically appears rigged (the homeschooler always wins for both junior and senior prom). The lights are always kept on as well as room being left for the Holy Spirit during dancing. Tears are shed when the dad/DJ cuts in to dance with the mom/date, and the family pet is never deemed a sufficient alternative for slow songs. The homeschooler's virginity is usually lost because the night is ripe with sexual tensions, as the homeschooler will have had no prior encounters before the age of 18, and there is no one more qualified for the job than his friend and lover - his mother. She is always up to the task.

Riley: "Wow! You were prom king for two years in a row?!? You must have been pretty popular in high school!"

Joe: "You could say that. It was a homeschool prom!"

Riley: "That doesn't count."

by relize March 14, 2012

Hobosexual

One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.

"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can."
"You mean he's a Hobosexual now?"
"Yes, what a fucking weirdo"

by Brad Pitt September 12, 2008

Homosexual

1. A person having a sexual affinity for the gender they also occupy.

2. An item, event, or suggestion that is unappealing, uninformed, or dimwitted in nature.

1. Man: Our relationship obviously wont work out if your homosexual.
Woman: Pretty much...

2. Passenger: Lets race that cop!
Driver: Thats a homosexual idea.

by M3D13V4L October 3, 2008

hobosexual

A man or woman who possesses such loose standards that he or she will take even the dirtiest, most parasite-ridden fleabag home for the night.

"Did you see who Wendy picked up off the dance floor? I wouldn't even touch that with fireplace tongs."
"Are you kidding? He's exactly her type. She's a complete hobosexual."

by H.P.Liferaft October 1, 2006

homosexual

A slang term commonly used in lieu of the word "gay". Not intended to offend anyone.

"That is sooo homosexual."

by martha__joe November 11, 2006