Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl
by perfx May 19, 2017
"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."
"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."
"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."
by Xnot January 06, 2012
I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner.
by Schultzamatic February 17, 2018
Tom: What's your name?
Me: Do I Have A Name?
Tom: Oh you don't have a name?
Me: No, I Have A Name.
Tom: Then what's your name?
Me: Do I Have A Name?
Tom: *confused*
Me: Do I Have A Name?
Tom: Oh you don't have a name?
Me: No, I Have A Name.
Tom: Then what's your name?
Me: Do I Have A Name?
Tom: *confused*
by do i have a name June 03, 2021
"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.
Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.
A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.
Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."
"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."
Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.
Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."
"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."
Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
by Father Azuz February 23, 2020
Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.
Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.
by Midnyte_87 January 27, 2022
A pickup line made from the gods.
You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022