Human Crayon 

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.

I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.

Human Crayon by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022

human dinosaur

the only belief atheist have which really is an ANGEL!

slim - "even tho ur atheist, you should believe in something."

chris - "well i believe in human dinosaurs"

slim - "are you trying to mean ANGELS"

chris - "well you cant see them"

slim - "so ur telling me a dinosaur fucked a female and made a human dinosaur?"

chris - "yep!"

human dinosaur by SLIMxDEA April 18, 2008

Human Stew 

When a hot tub is filled with more than the maximum amount of occupants, primarily nude or naked engaging in sexual activities.

Last night we piled 10 people in the outdoor 4 person hot tub and proceeded to create a massive human stew.

Human Stew by Verea Cruz April 4, 2009

human torch 

well the other definitions are also correct but another would be somone usually a girl who when slept next to creates so much heat that its surprising she isnt on fire.

OMFGBBQ...i was sleeping with my girlfriend and dude shes a fucking HUMAN TORCH! i swear i was sweating all night

human torch by fuuon June 5, 2005

human shield 

Liberal moron who mocks the Armed Forces that have sacrificed so much just to give the liberal moron a right to espouse pointless, irrelevent, and inflamatory rhetoric in public and to give aid and comfort to the enemy.

Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom

Hopefully all of the human Sheilds will have their American citizenship revoked.

Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!

human shield by Tim Freckman March 27, 2003

human stain

One who is very old and not going anywhere.

Guy1: George pisses the fuck out of me

Guy2: Isn't George dead yet? That fucking human stain.

human stain by EmerilMan June 28, 2006

Human Centipede 

A delicious snack where a baguette is cut at one end, stuffed full of melted chocolate and then left in the fridge for the the chocolate to harden again, hence fusing the cut baguette back together, and filling it with chocolate.
Its usally made by couples, and eaten together, with one person starting at one end, and the other starting at the other end, until they meet each other in the middle

Boy: Hey, im hungry, wanna make a Human Centipede?
Girl: Sure, there so delicious!
Boy: We should eat ours together!
Girl: Oh yes, that would be great!

Human Centipede by UrbanFiller June 29, 2010