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morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.
I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....
by Shawn B. October 13, 2003
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goofy foot

its a form of skateboarding or snowboarding in the way you position your feet
i skate goofy-footed
by spaz April 7, 2005
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goofy off your feet

you so drunk you are goofy off your feet
by Jake Robertson October 30, 2007
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glory cop

the kind of cops that men want to be when they join the force, cops like john mcclane from die hard and chuck norris.
"you came here just because you saw a glory cop on tv"
by hnt March 12, 2008
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Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.
I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.
by RB and DH January 19, 2009
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Goofy Looking Motherfucker

A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*
by DATRU12YEAROLD June 21, 2017
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goody-goody girl

She always is nice and never bullies anyone. She fucks up everyone who isn't her friend. Not much of a goody-goody now is she.
Goody-Goody Girl: I'm about to fuck you up.
Francis: Please, not the ass.
by The SexiestDudeYouKnow January 16, 2019
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