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god by hrrystyles April 7, 2022
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1. The combination of Water and Music, things I could not live without.
2. The eternal, enigmatic source of life and fortune.
3. The Challenger
4. Unlike me,does not get angry when you insult him, you pathetic little fools
2. The eternal, enigmatic source of life and fortune.
3. The Challenger
4. Unlike me,does not get angry when you insult him, you pathetic little fools
god by Pipecock Jackstone June 27, 2003
God
yeah, god's real, don't insult him!
well... there sorta more than one, so ya gotta be a teensy bit more specific.
which one exactly? there are hundreds of gods, NONE of which have any interest in the human civilisation. i mean, if you and sevaral hundred others had infinitely endless power, WHO THE FUCK WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HUMANITY!?
and the answer is!..... NONE!
oh, and i am personally responsible for the death and suffering of christ. just thought i'd mention it is all.
well... there sorta more than one, so ya gotta be a teensy bit more specific.
which one exactly? there are hundreds of gods, NONE of which have any interest in the human civilisation. i mean, if you and sevaral hundred others had infinitely endless power, WHO THE FUCK WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HUMANITY!?
and the answer is!..... NONE!
oh, and i am personally responsible for the death and suffering of christ. just thought i'd mention it is all.
me: I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!
some guy: really? how many IS that now? i lost count.
me: yeh, its no fun anymore. but, i bought into this job, so i gotta sit around until they wipe themselves out, or piss off some god who then obliterates them. hmm, should be amusing. luckily, they can only do it once!
some guy: really? how many IS that now? i lost count.
me: yeh, its no fun anymore. but, i bought into this job, so i gotta sit around until they wipe themselves out, or piss off some god who then obliterates them. hmm, should be amusing. luckily, they can only do it once!
God by 'nuff said April 30, 2004
God
The almighty ruler of heaven and earth. Well thats "God". If your just talking about "a god" it could be Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, or even Bob if you want.
Some people do not believe in any god. Others believe in a symbolic one. These people are among the most brilliant on Earth(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think He likes to, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
Some people do not believe in any god. Others believe in a symbolic one. These people are among the most brilliant on Earth(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think He likes to, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong."
John Lennon
John Lennon
God by Jim Steele September 10, 2008
GOD
None believer: what has GOD every gave me, where is the proof ?
believer: take this antidepression pills little girl and stop bitching. :)
believer: take this antidepression pills little girl and stop bitching. :)
God
Mankind's greatest mystery. The name given to the unknown, seemingly inconceivable entity responsible for all that is real. The opposite of nothing, Mr. Infinity, address unknown. Last known whereabouts......the birth of our universe? More evidence yet to be discovered is needed to fully understand our relationship with God. Recent advancements in awareness suggest that God may be unconcerned with or unaware of our existence.
Scientists now believe that attempting to define God is the leading cause of mass identity crisis and organized insanity.
Scientists now believe that attempting to define God is the leading cause of mass identity crisis and organized insanity.
Q: who created God
A: God
A: God