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Apparently the next "big thing" that the idiots on Urban Dictionary try to insult as much as they can before they get busted. Previous cases of their stupidity was with the words woman and asian.
Gaylord: Well Woman and Asian are gone.... what can we insult now?
Fokker: Try god...
Gaylord: Ur a genius!
Smartazz: Hey I thought I was the genius here
Gaylord: shut up, that was last month!
Douche: yeah, next month its my turn... you won't believe the things I'll come up with to make fun of!
by Blacko Jacko October 22, 2013
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Some guy some caveman made up to explain lightning.
Caveman: "Ooga-ooga, bright light in sky! Must be big man in clouds! God!"
by Mr_WongDong May 19, 2015
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1) God may sometimes refer to Yahweh|Wahweh

2) God is a term of the Intellectual Eliteism

3) God is the description of the American Academic Institution

4) God is the primal understanding of the universal language of English

5) GoddoG is an extension of the Defense Department of the United States of America

6) God is the splicing of the term Gopher and delta

7) Go+d is to say to go defend, as Crusaders

8) Academically, to say that an A+ 4.0 student receives a F grade on a class it is by terms when there are no such thing as E grades.

9) Gopher Delta is to record the changes

10) To defend the causation of human manifestation of hallucinations about life philosophically
Crusader: We must reclaim the Holy Land!

God: Why does thou insist on such God actions upon non believers?
Crusader: For your glory, we will kill the non-believers.

God: Then it is just to say thou stipulate the most convenient Europol ice.
by Jimmywah January 27, 2019
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God (Supernatural Deity), a supernatural being, opposed to natural, the creator of life and good knowledge, created Heaven, Earth and molecular objects from the beginning of the timeline of the 1st light, who is an estimated 3 trillion years old and developed knowledge before there was a starting point for direction in life, and existed before the universe consisted of colors, in which God entered the Universe before it was created and noted that the only thing before life was the afterlife, created many spirits, demons and angels in all its loneliness, and one day realized it was not alone but there were other links to lifeforms within the universe....
1. God is who is the original creator of mankind,

Gods name is Ahriman and would never cast evil upon the Universe

Many have which called its name as evil where wrong as with many beginners in life who never cared about anyone as much as God loved they that is them that love Gods light will see in the darkness eternally and live by the halo guarding the Crown, see it be the afterlife that came 1st and then life, so shall you know Ahriman created Heaven before life......
by HaloTheHalo December 10, 2019
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GOD IS AMAZING AND HE IS MY GOD
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You pray by pressing the Search button located on google.com, google toolbar, the search box in firefox, google desktop and im feeling lucky.
I pray for firefox and God gave it to me!
by lolwut484793ue3j November 14, 2004
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