National Fuck your Girlfriend Day

Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!

Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.

by WillSmithBitches April 12, 2019

fuck your time

1. When you don't have time for bullshit
2. used to show that the person is a waste of time/waste of anything
3. When you have nothing else to say

Man whore: let's hook up but keep this between me and you
Girl: nah, fuck your time.

Girl:can u come over and bring me ice cream?:)
Boy: if we don't makeout or some shit after then fuck your time

by Supergurl4 October 27, 2013

Go fuck yourself

A command uttered usually after one has said something infuriating or offensive to you.

Some people ask me why I curse so much. I respond to these people by asking them to go fuck themselves.

"Why don't you watch your mouth?"

"Why don't you go fuck yourself?"

by Disasterpiece January 23, 2008

Go Fuck Yourself with a cactus

Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus

''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''

by madareklaw September 13, 2012

Fuck Your Couch

To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.

Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.

Rick: Fuck your couch!

Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.

Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!

by Brickwell August 28, 2006

fuck your chicken strips

a classic vine, normally used for people to decribe food

David, how's your food? Do you want to try mine?

Fuck your chicken strips.

by okay_grace January 20, 2018

go fuck yourself

Basically, means to just for the person to stop everything he/she is doing and find the nearest gun, point it under their chin and pull the trigger. That way they will no longer bother you and you can get some peace and quiet without their pure bullshit spewing from their mouths. If one continues you to harass you after you say this, you legally have the right to make them discover what your fist tastes like. They cannot sue you for any reason.

Latin origins of GO Fuck yourself:goeth fucketh yourselfus

by I wish I was black but I can only be a whigger December 28, 2005