French Tips

When you skeet/cum on a girl's feet, especially the toes.

"Yo I'ma bust that broad with some French tips!"

by paterick4o8 June 29, 2007

excuse my french

A handy phrase used to cover up a quick outburst of obsanities near children, playing nice with your son/daughter's school principal, a downgrading insultance breakdown for a Mary Sue, or just to impress your new boss at work.

"Excuse my french, but that new girl who is currently trying to fuck her way into getting an A into the new semester, is a half price bargain bin whore and should be shot down with a rabies gun." Said the Punk to the Goth.

The Goth narrowed her eyes, "Maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day."

by Phatal October 2, 2003

french fries

Street slang for the perscription mood-elevator, Xanax (Alprazolam). Alprazolam is indicated for the management of anxiety disorder. While the drug is available in .25, .5, 1 and 2 mg doses, it's the 2 mg doses that earned this controlled substance the street name, "French Fries."
The 2 mg tablets are white with three slices (3 scores) in the side, and the number "2" on one side and "Xanax" on the other side. These score-marks give the tablets a resemblance to crinkle-cut french fries, and allow the tablets to be broken into 4 equal parts of 0.5 mg.

You lookin' tense, bro'. You need a couple'a french fries... help chill yo' ass out.

by Nurse Kitten April 28, 2005

french inhale

a trick done using the smoke from either a cigarette, or a joint. One inhales through the mouth, exhales most of the smoke, but inhaling the exhalation through the nose, and finally exhaling everything through the mouth again. It's a bit tricky, so you might want to practice before trying to show off your skills in public, thus making a fool of yourself.

Man, I've been trying to french inhale forever, and finally got it down. My sinuses are wrecked!

by GarthAlgar May 23, 2009

French toast

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

by Zach G. December 3, 2003

french kimchi

keeping your penis in a pickle jar for 8 days or until wrinkly, you then buy a duck, abuse it, dress it in a sailor suit and rape it to the song ive got a feeling chipmunk remix

french kimchi

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

French Tugboat

When you give your nuts a generous coating of milk and put them in a female's (or male's) mouth

OR

When a female (or male) gargles milk and a guy puts his nuts in her mouth

Hey Frank, do you like it when Brett gives you the French tugboat?

by Jake n Bake 27 December 29, 2008