freesical

a free physical

I do not get a freesical for my achy hands.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2020

Freest

Greater than great. Truly epic.

Did you see the Snyder cut? It was totally freest!

by PeanutFreeMeatloaf April 11, 2021

Fresh pickles

When a gargles vinegar and sucks your dick.

He said that he preferred some fresh pickles

by Kiddro187 March 9, 2021

Fresh benies

A euphemism for gay shower sex at the gym with strangers.

It’s like extra benefits at the gym. Short for “Fresh benefits.“
It’s fresh. It’s new. It’s gay shower sex.

That guy I’ve been cruising at the Planet Fitness finally joined me in the shower for some fresh benies.

by ChaCha Hambone May 15, 2021

freesehark

When a baby is so fat and ugly that you just want to spit on them

That baby is such a freesehark

by Doob and Numbo May 16, 2021

freethrowaphobia

Phobia of shooting free throws in a basketball game.
People with this disease often pass open shots and are hesitant to initiate contact in fear of having to shoot free throws.

Man, I hate how some basketball players have freethrowaphobia, it makes the game so much less interesting.

by effay_ August 17, 2021

Fresh fuck

When she wants to get fucked again.

Hey Jake, I need a fresh fuck

by Jake Itzhaky October 2, 2021