sweaty vagina flap

Where the flaps of a woman's vagina become moist and clamp, creates a rancid overpowering smell, most likely to be found withing teenage girls. Can be used as an insult

Girl 1: OMG i have a sweaty vagina flap!! :(

Guy 1: Its ok i once had an anal cunumdrum that's much worse!!

Girl 1: How is it?! This reeks!

Guy 1: Trust me, its bad

by m-winters July 15, 2011

roast beef flaps

this is when the vagina has a strikingly close resemblence to the roast beef at the deli usually found on a dick chicken hooker mouth. it sometimes even has the irradescent shine. this is caused by the vagina getting riddled with dicks

"man that dick chicken from last night had some staright up roast beef flaps what a hooker mouth it appears that her vagina has been riddled by a thoushand dicks".

by shoosterjama July 31, 2009

Sandy Mud Flaps

A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.

Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 11, 2020

slap your flaps

female masturbation

Hey mom, last night I slapped my flaps!
Mom? Do you slap your flaps?

by Frankie Friction January 24, 2018

Flapping Your Wing

Masturbating... While thinking about/addicted to the game Flappy Bird.

Me: Are you flapping your wing tonight?
Boyfriend: I might. I don't know. I have to be in the mood to play the game in order to.
Me: Ah. That sucks.

by FlappybirdRFun February 1, 2014

Phillipino Flap Jack

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

by Facawi November 23, 2010

block 'o' flaps

lesbian orgy.
women on top of each other

mate catch a load of that, thats a right block 'o' flaps

by flite November 24, 2003