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faptastic

When someone finds something on the internet that is easy to masturbate to.
George: I just found some awesome lesbian porn site!
Me: Thats faptastic!
by Bryce T April 16, 2008
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Fapple

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation in regards to the newest Apple products or features. A derivative of the word fap.
I told him, "Fapple about the iPad 2 press release some more, why don't ya? Try not to get any in your eye."
by ArchAbaddon March 17, 2011
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fapsplosion

When one faps so much their human form ceases to exist in the wake of a concussive force of jizzjuice and meatsauce everywhere like jerking off a bottle of nitroglycerin
Person #1: "hey brah i was on Ninja Girl Rachels site and i had to pull myself away before I fapsploded all over the fuckin place like an IED"

Person #2: "damn man you've got willpower. i lost two brothers and my dog to that site. all died of fapsplosion"
by section9 November 30, 2010
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Fappacino

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.
by spoondawwg February 24, 2013
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fapping

Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!
by MrFazbear04 February 24, 2018
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Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.
When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse
by pooook October 31, 2011
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Faparazzi

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.
Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.
by Belunan August 26, 2009
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