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fapsplosion 

When one faps so much their human form ceases to exist in the wake of a concussive force of jizzjuice and meatsauce everywhere like jerking off a bottle of nitroglycerin
Person #1: "hey brah i was on Ninja Girl Rachels site and i had to pull myself away before I fapsploded all over the fuckin place like an IED"

Person #2: "damn man you've got willpower. i lost two brothers and my dog to that site. all died of fapsplosion"
fapsplosion by section9 November 30, 2010
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Fatsplosion 

An explosion of fat rolls rippling through mid air due to some type of heavy impact or sudden lack of support.
"Dude! When those sumo-wrestlers collided, it was a total fatsplosion!"

"I swear. If she eats one more morsel of food, her belt is going to snap and there will be a fatsplosion of massive proportions."
Fatsplosion by Caileth June 20, 2010

Faceplosion 

When shit kicks off on Facebook. Usually due to insults or disagreements, or when soemone drops a Status Grenade.

To Cause a Faceplosion
The was an almighty Faceplosion when Eric commented on June's status
E: 'well you weren't complaining last night...'

J: You bastard, I hated every second of it
E: Flabby tits
J: Tiny Cock
and so on for 40 comments.

funsplosion

Alternative to "creampie", Funsplosion or "leaving a Funsplosion" in a woman refers to ejaculating inside of a vagina without a condom.
"Aw man, Kim didn't have any condoms, so I left a funsplosion up in that bitch"
funsplosion by ethyuy September 5, 2007

failsplosion 

A sudden, rapid expansion of fail, often occuring near large groups of people.
Me: Dude, I just twisted my ankle outside. They need to salt that entry way.

Peaches: Sucks for you.

Me: But 37 other people also fell on the ice in 5 minutes.

Peaches: Holy crap!

Me: Yeah, it was like a failsplosion out there.

fursplosion 

When a a group of furries moves in opposite directions.
when one furry pulls out a knife in a group, and they run away from the crazy bastard, thus, a fursplosion
fursplosion by Blaze the fox August 14, 2011

fartsplosion 

to expel gas from your anus so violently and loud it explodes
The fartsplosion caused crap to cover the streets.
fartsplosion by sarahcoolkid February 12, 2014